(Put The Dick Away) An Update From Yesterdays Entry...

You remember Citi-Financial?

The guys who were gonna buy the 50-million dollar jet.

Well, after receiving so much criticism from the new news/media,

have given up on the idea of purchasing said 50-million dollar jet.

They released an official statement that could be summed up in the whiney voice of a little ten year old boy.

"I didn't want a jet anyways!"

*LoL*

Stupid people just don't like when you call them out for being stupid.

Then again, running a company in to the ground and then getting money for it, not that stupid!

"I want it now mommy! I want it now!"

We've all heard some little kid say it.

But you never really out grew it.

Which is why New Jersey passed a bill that requires all high seniors to take Finance 101.

Because we "always want it now!"

And don't feel bad if you can't handle money correctly.

It's the way the brain works.

The human brain mostly craves instant satisfaction in favor over long-term satisfaction.

So as humans we never really get over "i want it now!"

And that's why so many people are in debt;

Don't wait till you have a condom;

Or eat too much fast food.

I mean all those things are probably gonna be bad for you.
And probably gonna have a negative out come later on down the road.

Like you've got a depression causing stack of debt on your shoulders or your penis falling off.

But when given the option of not trained to do the opposite, your decision making goes to that of the little whiney ten year old.

"I want it now!"

But the goal of this class is to teach people something i would like to call...

Put The Dick Away.

Think of any situation where you could use a credit card.
Get yourself a line of credit.
Put yourself in debt.

Just imagine that you have a really hot person in front of you.
That doesn't mind if you don't have a condom (unless you're in a relationship with that person).
But you know a head of time that this person probably has diseases or if it's a female could possibly get pregnant.

Put The Dick Away!

Wanna get a new video game, but you have to use a credit card.

Put The Dick Away!

You wanna purchase a house but the only way you can get it is by getting a loan that doesn't have a fixed rate.

For the love of God, Put The Dick Away!